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08.06.2025 00:54

Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
FDA grants limited approval to new Covid vaccine from Moderna - NBC News
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...