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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 00:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

FDA grants limited approval to new Covid vaccine from Moderna - NBC News

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Should I believe JD Vance's claim that Tim Walz lied about needing medical intervention to get pregnant?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Security Camera Footage Reveals How Dog Puts Away His Toys After Playing - AOL.com

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Finals Film Study: Thunder offense vs. Pacers' defense - NBA

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

iOS 19: All the rumored changes Apple could be bringing to its new operating system - TechCrunch

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...